From http://www.strdtime.com Host: We’re talking with the greatest tech startup on the planet. Venture capital is king. Wayne: I wipe with stock certificates! Host: Everyone wants to be you! Let’s talk about your management style. Wayne: Employees do whatever they want. It’s a free-for-all! My programmers fight kangaroos on the roof arena. And there's fried chinchilla Wednesday and Beer Friday's. Host:
Employees party at work?
Wayne: I’m not their mother.
Host: How about your projects? Using Standard Time to track them?
Wayne: Time? We come in just in time for lunch .
Host: w w w . s t d time.com. The Standard Time timesheet. The project management app everybody uses.
Wayne: Will it help with my white panda fur coat? Hulk Hogan choked one out for me.
Host: You don’t schedule tasks?
Wayne: I schedule tribal wars in small countries.
Host: Don’t monitor employee utilization and effectiveness?
Wayne: Like a four hour power lunch after a Ferrari demolition derby?
Host: How do your customers get project status? You don’t use Standard Time for that?
Wayne: Customers? It’s all about the venture capital.
Host: You should at least check it out. Don’t you think? s t d time . com. Standard Time.
Wayne: I have a lake of printer ink in my back yard with a hump-back whale.
Host: There you have it folks! It’s 1999. What could possibly go wrong?
From http://www.strdtime.com You don't need a steam engine to be more efficient on the job. (unless you're digging the panama canal) Fortunately, there is a time tracking app that might do the job just as well. Listen to the women trying to convince their boss to get a new time tracking app. They want one manager to consider the possibility that a better timesheet could reduce human error, and another manager that it could be better than the old fashioned spreadsheets. Nothing seems to work.
Woman 1: When’s our next break?
Manager 1: 18 hours
Woman 1: What if I showed you how to be more efficient with something called Standard Time?
Manager 1 (woman): A new steam engine to make these machines go faster?
Woman 1: No, for time tracking and project management. We could work less hours
Manager 1: What do you know about modern time management? Back to work!
Woman 2: I know it saves admin time and reduces human error
Woman 3: Better than the old-fashioned spreadsheets and paper time cards we use now
Manager 2 (man): Trouble over here?
Woman 1: Just saying how efficient this place is. Have you lost weight, sir?
From http://www.strdtime.com Got a manufacturing shop? Check Got work orders with time and materials? Check Got any idea how long they take? No? Then you need Standard Time®. And a barcode scanner. Once you start scanning work orders on the shop floor, and finding how long they really take, you may get a little nervous. But nervous is good.