From www.strdtime.com Send this to all your project manager friends. Don't let this happen to them.
Boss: Listen Frank…Zombie: uh, uh, uh, uh,uh
Boss: Do you hear me? Look alive, man! You’re fired! {shack} Do you understand? You’re fired!
Zombie: uh, uh, uh
Boss: You’re the project manager and you’re over budget again. That’s the 10th time this month!
Zombie: uh, uh
Boss: Standard Time®. I told you to use Standard Time. Track projects, stay under budget, assign tasks. All that.
Zombie: Uh
Boss: Track you’re projects right, man. Do you hear me?
Zombie: grah
Boss: All right, you’re done. You’re going to HR. Collect your things.
HR Manager: Now, Frank we could just fire you but what if we gave you a second chance? Could you get Standard Time and put the timesheet on every desk. And track your projects and watch those budgets?
Zombie: uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
HR Manager: Just download it off the web. Www.stdtime.com
Zombie: dub, duh, duh
HR Manager: Frank, is any of this sinking in? Www.stdtime.com
Zombie: uh, uh, uh
HR Manager: And one more thing. No more eating employees in the break room!
{Break room scene.}
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