From: http://www.strdtime.com Boss: You buried a front loader and left it there till spring? That was on rent for 50 grand a day. Foreman: It may still be there but whatever… We needed something to fill the hole. Boss: I gave you Standard Time® for your projects. Did you track your time and budgets? Foreman: I gave everyone a 10 week paid vacation and brought in another crew. But a shoring box collapsed on them. So I hired more to replace the cripples.
Now we have jousting matches with the boring machines.
Boss: Are you still using the track hoe as an amusement ride?
Foreman: The guys all love it. It got 900,000 views on YouTube.
Owner: I wish I had 50 foreman like him. He brings in snake charmers and everybody loves it when they get bit.
Boss: Are you crazy? Standard Time says your project ends in 2085 and it’s 19 Trillion over budget.
Owner: What’s Standard Time?
Boss: Your project software. Look at your computer. Standard Time www.stdtime.com
Owner: Relax its all government funded anyway.
Boss: He says you can bring in the circus entertainers anytime. eye roll
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